"Hello you have reached Immigration Canada. Our offices are closed, but if you want to report a boatload of illegal refugees, press 1. If you are an illegal refugee applying for refugee status, press [...]
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"Hello you have reached Immigration Canada. Our offices are closed, but if you want to report a boatload of illegal refugees, press 1. If you are an illegal refugee applying for refugee status, press 2. If you are an immigration lawyer looking to get on the gravy train, press 3. If you are an outraged taxpayer, please hang up."