Why We Stink Why are Canada's Olympians now poised to be even rottener that Athens in '04? "As role models we don't want to promote showoff-iness in children." "We lack the vast resources and support [...]
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Why We Stink Why are Canada's Olympians now poised to be even rottener that Athens in '04? "As role models we don't want to promote showoff-iness in children." "We lack the vast resources and support that athletes from medal-winning countries, such as Togo, get." "We thought our winning could be digitally inserted later." "Synchronized diving? We thought it was simultaneous diving!" "Might have pulled something waving at that opening ceremony." "Believe it or not, tanks on the track are an impediment to running." "We're just giving those other athletes a false sense of complacency to set 'em up for 2010!"
