"... then I try to visualize some poor little cockney urchin, tucking into a can of our Salmon, feasting on a B.C. apple and cricketing away with a knotty-pine B.C. bat ..."
"Moved and seconded that the Rockbottom ladies Auxiliary Fall Fair and Social be held over one week because the publisher, editor, reporter, photographer, and printer are out of town and he's not likely to get back till late Monday ..."
"Burns me up when I think of them spoiling our beauty spots with dams at Buttle lake, railways through West Van and coffee stalls at Prospect point ..."
"Since we have to pay the new school assessment tax, the whole bloomin' family is going to get our money's worth ... so you might as well behave yourself mother ..."
"Now you say 60 miles an hour ... subtract an hour for end of daylight saving ... that makes me standing still for no time at all ... now if I wasn't parked ..."