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"There are way more unemployed forest workers than you anticipated! What is the B.C. government going to do about it?" The largest untouched stand of unemployed loggers on the West Coast!
"Finally! After days of frozen isolation, my first contact with the outside world!" "Your hydro bill."
"No, you're not crazy, the provincial government has been treating you like dirt."
News item: British Columbians are spending more on booze than in any other province "Gee... I wonder why?"
Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm not O.K...Worry all night, no work the next day, 'cause the shareholders have no more use for me...I wish those creeps on Bay Street, could feel my misery.
"...Big smile for Jesse Helms."
Jumpstart literacy:
A sneak preview of some of the ideas sent in for the 'what to do with a used ferry' contest: Glug! Load the NDP and Liberals aboard, then sink her. A do-it-yourself ferry for Gulf Islanders. "Leggo [...]
When a govt. will declare a state of emergency: Trees down: "Tch." Roads impassable: "No need to panic." Massive power cuts: "Steady, lads." Slot machines frozen: "Call in the army!"
Q: What mass storage system can contain millions of bits of information, will never crash, costs a fraction of today's P.C.'s, accessable by every kid and can't be controlled by Bill Gates?
"Your realise that through cloning you could theoretically live forever!..I hope this technology doesn't fall into the wrong hands." "Heeyyy...Lookit this..."
"It's terrible out here! Over 5 cm of snow! Streets in chaos! Golf games cancelled! Banana trees frozen! The horror of it all!" "It's your brother in Victoria."
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get a life.
Mediator, Fletcher Challenge, PPWC on strike.
"The Olympics have inspired our idle son!...He's going to take up snowboarding and go for the gold!" "Fabulous!" "Hey!..Got any Acapulco Gold?"
"B.C.'s Parliament Buildings turn 100: Such style, such elegance, such grace." "Too bad it hasn't rubbed off on the occupants."
"Sorry, but we'll have to strip you of your titles, we found significant traces of stupidity in your urine."
Ye Olde Allies Tavern
Layoffs, Heartless investors, Lousy management, Automation, Environmental regulations, Wood supply, Forest practices code, BC economy, Asian economy
"...And if you take another 2,000 logs, I'll toss in a container of laid-off sawmill worker's lunch pails."

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