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"Roger loves the mail  he keeps telling me he can't wait for post time." YOUNG BRIDES
PAUL MARTIN'S DIARY WEDNESDAY Bit of a blow for the Prime Minister. Liberal Party has no funds and no fund raiser. Seems he has exhausted nearly all possibilities but may yet have an ace in the hole. "It's for you." PLEASE HELP
"Hello - It's David Hahn speaking. We want to purchase your ferry." "BULL!" "We're also going to need some modifications made to the superstructure." "BULL!" "And finally, we expect the ferry to meet certain standards." "BULL!" "I tried to tell him."
"Hello - Mayor's complaint line? I'm sick of this begging on Vancouver streets, this sleeping in city parks and on benches, and all in full public view!" "How about littering" "That, too."
"That's right... I've decided that I won't be running again and I'll be leaving provincial politics!" "Carole! What a surprise!" "Well, if there's anything we can do..."
Canada Day Fireworks "Stephen Harper for you Randy"
"Hello Greenpeace?"
"Oh yes... everything is just hunky dory Ms Priddy!"
"Hello... BC Social Credit Party... Can I help you?"
"No bereavement fares to Saskatoon but I can offer our sympathy and a hell of a deal to Hamilton..."
"Thank you for calling BCMSP. Please hold. Thank you for calling..."
"The number for Ted Hughes please..."
"Yes sir. I'm very sorry. No sir. Never happen again. Yes sir. Keep my yap shut. Yes sir. I'm just the premier. You're in charge of the Olympics entertainment."
"It's terrible out here! Over 5 cm of snow! Streets in chaos! Golf games cancelled! Banana trees frozen! The horror of it all!" "It's your brother in Victoria."
"My agent sez that if you beat me up in the holding cell, I'll get an extra ten grand for my story."
"Thats right sir, there's been a complete reversal on the expanded gaming policy." "Rats."
"Yeah Ma, it's been a horrible summer out here on the coast... rain, damp, cold, just a soggy mess." "You should stay inside." "I am inside."
"It's another American developer on the line. Says he's sorry to hear that the arena deal fell through, but would you be interested in a deal on a bridge in Brooklyn?"
"Hello security? We got some wacko who says he's here to "wid us of our wabbits"..."

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