Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"Eh! Break a leg!.........the good one.."
"Promise not to chew it up.....son...."
"Nice to have met and hope to see you again...shall we say next crisis?"
"....Speak no Cambodia....see no Cambodia....hear no Cambodia....."
The Thoughts of Mao
[King and jester]
"Stay away from me...you're black!!"
"..If you're so anxious to know who we've behaved this year, why don't you check with the R.C.M.P....."
"Two lost stripteasers, one lost planer, 50 feet or so of 25 pound test line, two cases of beer, 9 gallons of gas brings this one to about $4.65 a pound."
"Liberals and N.D.P I have to accept, Lord but please, please let me stay ahead of the Rhinoceros party..."
[Politicians depicted as trick-or-treaters gathering votes]
"Would you like a nice balloon?..." Pledge to aid Vietnam children
"... To my shares in Aspirin and Pepto Bismol.!."
"Every time you call.., June Bates will faithfully answer!... ...Terry Stern. All alone, saved you millions from going up in smoke!... ...And how about Jack Blotz risking his life getting you your [...]
"Those guys area bunch of habituals anyway, your Honor... First they knocked off the Kaiser...then Hitler and Mussolini..and here they are again....."
"..I'll be willing to go anywhere any time to bring about peace in Vietnam..." This is a true story...only the names have been changed to protect the innocent..
"...News item...Gallup poll puts N.D.P. ahead of Tories....... ...THAT'S SHOW BIZZ...
"Nope...not a trace of drugs....." "..Then how do you explain his policies?...."
"Relax....it's all over..."
"...As for you.....you're gonna learn to heel, sit, beg and roll over, or your dumb head will come off...."
[Sphinx depicted with a black eye]
[Israel depicted as a ship in a bottle labeled Aqaba]
"If Mr. Skelly is so keen on a debate..first let him tell me where he stands on.. pancake baking baby kissing..hugging old folks..sing songs wearing funny hats...hat bands..pie throwing..twirling a [...]
[Mikhail Gorbachev walks a tightrope]
Self service station