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Title: Bill and coup "If the chocolates don't work, it'll cost you $150,000 to unseat the Prime Minister, Mr. Martin ..."
Date: 2002-07-23

Title: "Yes - We believe that MLS's deserve a 29% pay increase that would increase our salaries to $98,000 a year." "Wit a minute... We have to work a year?"
Date: 2007-05-22

Title: "PROFESSOR! We've uncovered a prior civilization from about 2010! Layers upon layers of garbage, strike notices and rat carcasses. But one thing seems to have survived." "It's still ticking!"
Date: 2007-08-22

Title: Males want equality Remotes Light switches Smoke breaks "Well. We've given the male prisoners EVERYTHING the female prisoners have and they're STILL not happy. What's wrong with him?" "PMS."
Date: 2005-05-26

Title: Hillary and Tenzing. "Damn! I was sure I'd find him up here with some floozie!"
Date: 2001-10-24

Title: "Haven't seen a bus for AGES! What do they call the line again!" "Ghost Mountain Bus Service."
Date: 2001-02-26

Title: "Are you nuts, McCallum? You'ave order 30,000 sweaters of Elsie Wayne?" "30,002 to be exact." "Wasn't an apology enough for crying out loud?" "This is nice gesture." "This is the prime minister signing off..." "Yours has a built-in golf bag"
Date: 2003-02-21

Title: "I tell ya, Gord it's a TERRIFIC idea! It will save the health system money and you've already made some GREAT CUTS!" "Well O.K." "Doctor Campbell will see you now." HOW THE BODY WORKS
Date: 2001-01-29

Title: "Think about it. Lost lagoon tall ships festival. Vote Fizbizkit."

Title: Not expected to remain in residence long.
Date: 2001-09-03

Title: "It all started with that damn Circumpolar tour, I told the Prime Minister there were too many of us!' "What happened?" "We were all just milling about on a plain outside of Moscow, Maurice Strong [...]
Date: 2003-11-18

Title: "Isn't that John Manley on the fifty dollar bill?"
Date: 2003-02-04

Title: "Mrs. Clinton, you know, ah have been wantin' to meet you for so long!" "Why thank!" "You are just so sweet! Ah have heard so much about you. You wouldn't believe!" "You have? But how have..." "Oh, [...]
Date: 2003-06-27

Title: Diogenes put out his lamp far too soon. "Hot dog! This was easier than I thought."
Date: 2001-07-09

Title: How blonde jokes get started. "Edward - I've locked the keys in the car."
Date: 2001-09-19

Title: "Okay ... if I DIDN'T take it in one lump sum how much would it be?"
Date: 2001-10-29

Title: "Anybody want to throw a pie at a picture of the P.M.?"
Date: 2002-09-16

Title: "Once again, we have a case of non-compliance and open defiance! It is only a matter of time before we are forced to take drastic action!" "Where's Vancouver again?"
Date: 2003-01-23

Title: "Are we keeping you up?"
Date: 2003-09-19

Title: JUST IN Allegations that Judy Sgro helped an exotic dancer JUMP the immigration queue have been discounted as FALSE! SGgro now says that the dancer shimmied, swayed and SASHAYED her way to the front!
Date: 2004-12-06

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