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HOLISTIC MEDICINE We treat infectious greed - $3,000 per visit.
Date
2002-08-09
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"We've got no anesthesiologist." "Mr. Fudberry's gall bladder operation is due in fifteen minutes and no one is available." "Our only recourse is an effective but unorthodox treatment." "He's out."
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"Medical handbook. Medical handbook. Medical handbook." "Don't go the hospital I said. Don't go to the emergency I said. Use the Medical Handbook." "Is that so hard to remember? Two little words. Medical handbook." "How's the nosebleed?"
Date
2001-08-09
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"... But the best thing about the B.C. government not having a heart ..." "... Won't ever need surgery."
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2002-08-19
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"Daddy! Billy and I are playing doctor!" "He's withdrawing services and I'm heading south to look for a job."
Date
2001-09-20
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"And as if general health concerns weren't enough of an issue, you have to come along and add your two cents worth to the..er.. cauldron."
Date
2003-06-20
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Lottery WIN your very own SURGEON Will do: Gall Bladders, Hip Replacements Knees "We're sold out."
Date
2002-05-13
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"There are no physicians in this town! They're either cutting back or RETIRING! Where can I find a DOCTOR?" SORRY! NO NEW PATIENTS "Something's wrong with that fellow!" Golf Course
Date
2004-11-01
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"Premier Campbell? Remember telling us health care workers to treat seniors like their own mother? Well, I'd just sent mine to Hawaii ..."
Date
2002-06-06
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"I've TOLD you what drugs I'm not funding. Why should I worry about someone with ringworm, diarrhea and incontinence?" "He's in your office."
Date
2001-10-22
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"... And well over $800,000 has been spent on the care, treatment and medical expenses of Springer." "In other news, a pod of 80 seniors was spotted today swimming towards Victoria."
Date
2002-06-13
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"It was HORRIBLE! I was abducted by ALIENS who performed all kinds of medical tests, procedures and exams on me! The good news is ..." "Yes?" "I didn't have to wait."
Date
2002-06-03
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"No volleyball ... no frisbee ... no boom box. What was that thing you wanted to do again?" "Gord! Gord! I've got it!" "It's NOT a shortage of nurses ..." "It's too many patients!" "You try to help"
Date
2002-05-15
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"So the surgeon says: You wouldn't waste any time fixing your car would you? Check yourself into a private clinic!' And so here I am." "Then what happened?" "Well, apparently I was down 3 quarts of oil." GRISWALD
Date
2005-06-06
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"I'd prefer: 'Till death do us part ...' not: 'Till Ottawa bails out the health care system ...'"
Date
2000-08-14
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"Believe me, Mike ... This $290 million in health care money will go where it's MOST NEEDED!" "I can taste the Jello!"
Date
2000-09-21
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"You're in favour of the ward system?" "Yes." "Find me one."
Date
2001-05-24
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U.S. Sturgeon General "You heard me - alert the Nation that eating fish will result in hives, rickets or WORSE!"
Date
2002-05-31