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Title: CANADA FLIGHT TESTS THE 75-CENT DOLLAR. "Gaining altitude! Hey, I can see a sales event across the U.S. border!" "Mayday! Mayday! We're all doomed!" "Bail out!"
Date: 2003-10-17

Title: "some future president is going to say, "Why are we paying to defend Canada?" "Y'mean Arnold Schwarzenegger, don't you?"
Date: 2005-01-25

Title: CANADA U.S. TRADE. CHINA
Date: 2005-10-15

Title: WELCOME TO CANADA. U.S. POLITICAL REFUGEES CLEARING OFFICE. IMMIGRATION APPLICATIONS FOR U.S. RESIDENTS. U.S. COASTAL STATES (BOAT PEOPLE) CLEARING OFFICE. STRESS REDUCTION UNIT - COMPLIMENTARY [...]
Date: 2004-11-09

Title: "Hmm even my horoscope is having a better year than I am!"
Date: 2003-09-02

Title: "I've always considered Canada to be America's good ol' sidekick!" "and our side has been hurting ever since."
Date: 2004-11-30

Title: THE SHEILA COPPS CANADIAN EARLY WARNING MISSILE DEFENSE PLAN
Date: 2003-05-17

Title: "I'll have the Gringo Superpower Breakfast!" "I'll have the optional Free Trade Dog's Breakfast, with meatless Canadian beef hash and a heavily surtaxed softwood lumber toothpick."
Date: 2004-01-13

Title: "You must respect Canadian rights." "Stand by, we may have to deport another one."
Date: 2003-11-28

Title: BUT YOU HAVE TO LIVE NEXT TO THEM. "The number you have just dialed is busy. If you wish to be notified when this line becomes available, we can connect you at a modest, but politically [...]
Date: 2005-03-04

Title: Official Canadian Welcome Wagon and Backbencher's Civil Decorum Checklist. ACCEPTABLE COMMENTS: "Welcome President Bush." "Mild, isn't it?" "Long time no see." "Will you be doing your John Wayne [...]
Date: 2004-11-19

Title: "I am Canadian!" "I am American!" "I am blitzed!"
Date: 2004-07-24