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Title: "Aww heck! Air Canada lost my bag again!" "Don't worry sir, our CEO Robert Milton has promised everything will be fixed in 180 days!" 180 days later: "He was right! My bag has turned up."
Date: 2000-08-14

Title: "I have made contact with Mr. Chretien. Was there anything you wanted to ask him?" "Does he plan on going for a fourteenth term?"
Date: 2000-08-31

Title: Canadian forces truck caught smuggling pot into U.S. "That's incredible!" "That they were smuggling marijuana?" "That the truck didn't break down before it reached the border."
Date: 2000-08-16

Title: "Hello crisis help line? Since the CUPE school strike, I've been stuck with screaming, crying kids! You have no idea how bad it is!" "Wanna bet?"
Date: 2000-03-31

Title: Revealed! How the Chinese migrants escaped from the Prince Geroge jail: "they smuggled themselves out in the gourmet desserts delivery truck."
Date: 2000-06-08

Title: Prince George doctors deal with the fallout from shipping patients elsewhere for treatment during the strike: "No problem getting tee-off-time."
Date: 2000-06-23

Title: "When I grow up, I want to be a doctor." "Oh no! We were hoping you would get a job with B.C. Ferries!"
Date: 2000-07-26

Title: "PsstCheap gas masks." Made in sweatshop export sale"
Date: 1999-12-01

Title: Russian military, "Why did we wait so long before asking for outside help to reach the downed submarine? We were too busy coming up with excuses."
Date: 2000-08-19

Title: "O.K. first thing to do is compile a list of B.C. voters." "Hello Alberta telephone directory?"
Date: 1999-02-19

Title: A new talking doll hits stores, saying things that disgust some consumers... "I'm staying for another year, baby."
Date: 1999-06-28

Title: "In order to speed up the refugee determination process, we're deporting some of those involved"
Date: 2000-05-24

Title: "Him? Oh. I just keep him around for spare parts." Cloned pig's organs can be used in transplants
Date: 2000-08-20

Title: Liberal Party Ottawa; "Actually, we already have a loose cannon clinging to his political career..." "But thanks for asking, Mister Sihota." Chretien's Mid East trip-latest gaffes:
Date: 2000-04-22

Title: Unpleasant sounds at the Swartz Bay ferry terminal: Ferry leaving the terminal. Fire drill. Vessel in the way. Sunshine breakfast.
Date: 1998-10-29

Title: "I would have thought this would be a better choice to rename as Mt. Trudeau."
Date: 2000-10-08

Title: "I'm worried - The global weather patterns are changing." "Who cares, we've got glorious weather!" "Yeah, but this is the Antarctic."
Date: 1998-03-17

Title: "So, what do you want to be when you grow up?" "Alive."
Date: 1999-04-30

Title: Visit HRDC; HRDC
Date: 2000-02-10

Title: BC leads the country with 30% more UFO sightings: "Aaaarrgh! It's back again! What is this strange creature that keeps returning night after night?" "Gordon Wilson flying to the Lower Mainland?"
Date: 2000-04-26

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