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"That really was unnecessary Mr. Takseevadre--I'm here to give you a refund!"
Date
1968-05-06
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"I was going downtown shopping and I dropped my purse -- it's full of dimes!"
Date
1968-01-01
Title
"Go easy on those tranquillizers Miss. Happ-- remember it's only the first day"
Date
1968-09-03
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"I would imagine that the lights would be to let the speaker know when his time is up, while the buzzer would be to wake up the other aldermen!"
Date
1968-03-01
Title
"What do you say we do something other than cooking mommie's meals for for next Mother's Day?"
Date
1968-05-13
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"Would you mind repeating those promises again-- I'd like to add them to the ones you made last time!"
Date
1968-06-17
Title
"I find the best way to keep Hartbern on his diet is to bring him shopping-- he loses his appetite when he sees the bill!"
Date
1968-09-20
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"Mildew, did you, by any chance, lead mother to believe that your can of mace was a new brand of deoderant?"
Date
1968-07-12
Title
"Now do you have anything to kill the pain I've just developed upon seeing the price?"
Date
1968-04-01
Title
"Sorry to disappoint you fellows, but I'm not a prospective heart donor-- I've just got a broken rib!"
Date
1968-07-08
Title
VOTE FOR JACK CASS. "Put him down as an undecided voter"
Date
1968-06-03
Title
"I must say you're not putting up much of an argument with my view that council erred in allowing you barbers to stay open late!"
Date
1968-04-19
Title
NEWS ITEM: CALIFORNIA POLICE DEPARTMENT INFILTRATING NUDIST COLONIES "Just one more question chief. Where do we pin our badges?"
Date
1968-05-23
Title
"Would you like these gift-wrapped or did you want to drive them home?"
Date
1968-12-10
Title
"I'm afraid this is all we have in your price range!"
Date
1968-06-11
Title
INMATES TO SUBMIT JAIL REFORM IDEAS. "Are you certain this is one of the ideas that was accepted? After all, I AM the warden!"
Date
1968-03-01
Title
"No Madam, we have not begun any sit-down strike-- my darn feet are killing me!"
Date
1968-05-29
Title
"Golly- we get more gooey, chewy candy here than at all the other houses combined!"
Date
1968-10-31
Title
"Oh, campus life is a real riot......figuratively speaking, that is!"
Date
1968-05-10