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"... Following in-depth studies of school property tax trends, food price index, environmental impact and population growth curve, our decision is not to get you a baby sister."
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1973-02-17
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"Einstein finally comes up with a theory that everyone can understand ... and who's listening?..."
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1955-07-12
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"For heaven's sake Henry, stop talking about your air conditioned office ..."
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1960-07-19
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FAMILY ALLOWANCES MAY BE CUT "Does that mean I'll have to come out of retirement and find a job?"
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1969-01-01
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"OK, everybody back around the tree for the ceremonial reopening of all the exchanged-for-the-right-size-and-color presents ...."
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1977-12-29
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"... and if you run short drop us a line."
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1968-08-01
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"Only one 'A' ... and that turns out to be his credit rating."
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1960-06-29
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'But Henry, dear, it's Fire Prevention Week - and Grandma did give up her cigars...'
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"We're not related ..."
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1954-02-26
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"Isn't it nice ... our Harry wants to join the voice of Women."
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1966-08-05
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THE GREATEST CANADIANS "The Mother, who gave her son to Canada." "The Son, who gave his life so that future Canadians could argue over who is the Greatest Canadian." "The Taxpayer, who pays for the [...]
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2004-10-23
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"Leave my family alone!!!"
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2002-05-14
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"I've quit. They're looking for a six-hour day and I could only offer them five."
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2001-09-05
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"Next time tell Daddy: 'I'm an accountant' not: 'I'm in the numbers racket.'"
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2001-11-05
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"Four times drummed out of our P-TA meetings ... you could be the natural candidate they're looking for to fill Vander Zalm's spot."
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1983-04-05
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"Kids are so funny! Joanie says she wants to help you with your CARPOOL!" "Isn't that sweet?"
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"... Those batteries have run down, my batteries have run down, daddy's batteries have run down, and it would make my day if your batteries would run down."
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1983-12-27
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"Don't throw them away, you said, take them home for the children, that's what you said ..."
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1960-01-02
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"The usual - Paul McCartney's invited us to his wedding ... Prince Charles wants us to spend the weekend in Highgrove ... and WalMart has 10% off on sheets and linens ..."
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2002-06-10
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"According to this your English is hopeless and deplorable! What do you want to do-- grow up to be a sportscaster?
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1968-11-20
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