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"WOW! They're talking about two million more people moving into Vancouver... Now that's DENSE!" "You got THAT right!"
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2006-06-20
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STOP U.S. CUSTOMS "Mind if our inspector checks your car for Beanie Babies ?"
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1998-03-12
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"Drop your wallet, raise your hands and back away from the car..."
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1996-05-15
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"Mildew is brooding about the fact that his car will depreciate by $995 five minutes from now!"
Date
1970-12-31
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Eventually, Tom and Edna would use a real estate sign.
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2003-09-25
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Replacing spare tire on battered old car
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1973-09-19
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"Betty spotted the photo radar sign..so I looked at my speed...looked at the road..looked at my speed..looked at the road...looked at my speed..looked at the road..looked at..." "We were well within the allowable speed when we hit the abutment.."
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CASH COW SPEED LIMIT RIP
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"Now let me see, how can I explain simply the little troubles in your car ... have you been reading about skylab?"
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1973-06-09
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"Jam on the steering wheel ... cookies on the floor ... pop spilled on the seat!" "Think of it as an anti-theft device."
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2005-10-13
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"We've GOT to get a car that's easier on gas!"
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The News in Briefs "Hello Citizens" "This just in - Mike Harcourt has been consulting U.S. President Bill Clinton on how to be popular. In related stories - B.C. Investmet Minister Glen Clark has [...]
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1995-03-05
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"Speed bump ahead" "Molson Ovaltine Garden" "No noise please."
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2002-12-18
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"... One stroke of the pen and poof!... Fifty percent of our business down the drain...."
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"Our car's being recalled...
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1973-05-19
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"Chicken soup?"
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1999-02-16
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"Look at that nitwit on a cell phone!" "Look at that idiot on a cellphone!" "Look at that turkey on a cellphone!" "Can we use your cellphone?"
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2003-04-04
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Exchange Dept "Yes?"
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1969-01-01
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START OOPS! ICBC takes back $100 rebate. Your watch and wallet are gone, too. YOU PASS AIR CARE! Unfortunately, attendants saw you push car through. GO BACK. Ding! Price of fuel goes up three times [...]
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2001-11-12
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In Summation
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