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"O.K. first thing to do is compile a list of B.C. voters." "Hello Alberta telephone directory?"
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1999-02-19
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"It's another American developer on the line. Says he's sorry to hear that the arena deal fell through, but would you be interested in a deal on a bridge in Brooklyn?"
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1999-07-02
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"Cabbage Patch Kids, Tamagotchi, Tickle Me Elmo, Furby and now we're deluged with Pokemon hype and merchandise. What happened to the old-fashioned spirit of Christmas?" "We discontinued that line."
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1999-11-13
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"What? The rabbits at Victoria General Hospital are roaming the wards? How many?" "One, and he's a monster."
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2000-04-20
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"Yeah mom, I'm spending the summer around a campfire...Lit by someone else."
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1998-08-09
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"I wish to register a strong protest against cell phone towers. My children could be exposed to harmful radiation."
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1998-09-04
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"Hello NDP? We've got a major health care crisis here! Patients are lined up, surgeries are cancelled...people are dying here!!" "Oh?... ...What are their names?"
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1999-12-11
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"Hello security? We got some wacko who says he's here to "wid us of our wabbits"..."
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1999-08-08
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"Hello Doctor Kervorkian?...could you get over here and put us out of our misery?"
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1999-11-26
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"Hello UVic? I've developed a genetically-altered super potato." "That's incredible! How did you do it?" "Turned on the hockey game."
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1999-12-09
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Spot Road Rage Call "Road rage? No, I think what we're seeing here is depression."
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1998-07-25
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"Yeah Ma, it's been a horrible summer out here on the coast... rain, damp, cold, just a soggy mess." "You should stay inside." "I am inside."
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1999-06-26
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"Hello WCB? Oh yeah, since the smoking ban, air quality has improved in the bar" "But do you have any regulations planned for cheap perfume and rank aftershave?"
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2000-01-03
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"Honey?...Guess what, I'm getting us a Malibu beach home!...It was washed ashore this morning."
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1998-02-22
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"Hellooo bay-bee...Pant pant...I'm sooo hot for you...Pant pant...So tell me cutie pie. What're you wearing?..." "It's the president."
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1998-09-15
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"I'm telling you mom, my condo is leaking like crazy! It's just awful, I live in a state of perpetual damp. ...However, there is an up-side..."
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1998-04-26
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"Mister premier, could you please do something to clean up your property in Surrey?" "Sorry, can't touch the place. It's got heritage designation."
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2000-05-19
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"Hello 911? I want to report a home invasion! They completely cleaned me out!" "...I'm still in shock."
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2000-02-25
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How to stop American fishermen from stealing Canadian salmon... "Hello, U.S. Department of Commerce? Bad news!...We've discovered gypsy moth eggs on coho salmon!"
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1998-05-16
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"I think we may have a possible Tory leadership candidate...He's creative, self-assured,has a way with words and is a household name in the west."
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1998-04-23
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