Krieger, Bob

"Doug Henning could make an elephant disappear. Mind you, he was no Jane Stewart ..."

Man's best friend, Liberals' best friend

[The RCMP depicted as a clown]

Likely cause of WWIII.

World Vision Canada You can help provide Mark with food, clothing, housing and limos for only $16,000 (U.S.) a day

Canadian Crud of the Millennium

Doofus of the Year [Glen Clark] [Gordon Wilson] John Rocker

[US Customs, Santa Claus, FBI]

"But all I really want is to know nothing more about Judy Tyabji"

"Hire more gravediggers."

Moe for Premier The one thing that would've made Corky, Joy, Gordon and Ujjal seem credible

"Okay ... What the hell is this? You've joined the NDP?"

"Reform knows what's best for the Nisga'a."

"Well ... that went well don't you think?"

ANARCHY! NO WTO ANARCHY! FREE THE ZOO CHAOS! ELECT VANDER ZALM Delta-South

"I remember when you were dis big ..."

"Oh Philip ... three more years of you is ample punishment."

"Wanna buy some crack?" ReElect Philip Owen Mayor NPA

Ultimately... "Thankyou for flying Air Canadian..."

"... because of Ujjal? Moe? No ..." "Gordon Campbell"

"The treaty gives the Nisga'a special rights!" "Perhaps you'd like to trade places with us?"

Danger Poison Gas Real Danger Dept of National Defence

Flashy ... Hopelessly Overbudget ... Spewing Crap ... PACIFICAT for PREMIER.