Larter, John

Flight of the ugly duckling...
["U.S. military might"]
[A building labeled "Waiting room" is depicted as much larger than a building labeled "Hospital"]
Caution Liberal Spending Freeway 250 KPH
[Crushing student loan debt]
"Our plan is working perfectly. While the U.N. is rummaging around looking for nerve gas and germ bombs we'll launch a few more 'cruise bimbos' at the White House!"
[A large crocodile labeled "VLTs" and whose mouth is full of money is expelled from a structure labeled "Calgary"]
"May I remind you. Even the most powerful among us have their 'Achilles' heel'... or whatever..."
[Fidel Castro depicted with a cross in place of a cigar]
[Laundry hanging from White House flagpole]
[Pope John Paul II depicted with Fidel Castro]
"Wouldn't you know it, just when I invite everyone over for a fish fry..."
Insurance companies want Multanova speeding records - News If this doesn't slow you down... this will!!!
[Québec depicted as several babies taking all of Jean Chrétien's attention]
Ralph announces extra $1 billion in spending - "Nope, no sign of freezing rain or ice storms out here in Alberta... Just flurries."
Hockey Hall of Fame
[Military helicopter depicted as a dead fish]
Hope this does the trick... John
Happy New Year! With the hope that the remaining 364 mornings in '98 start out better than this one...
["Industry; Low sulphur"]
["Petroleum revenues; Alberta treasury; Spending"]
[Church building with a question mark replacing a cross on the steeple]
[Man reads newspaper]
"Keep goin' Rudolph... They've all been bad again this year!"
"Liberals to tower... Mayday! Mayday!"