Larter, John

"Now if we can just legalize prostitution and drugs we'll have this province on its feet in no time..."

"Hold still, I'm almost done..."

["Violence in movies ..."]

Bosnian Apocalypse

"We interrupt our O.J. double murder coverage to bring you the latest on the Bernardo sex slaying dismemberment case... but first, a word from Bubbles Detergent!"

["Video game violence; Movie violence; Television violence"]

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. John 15.13

SMALL MARKET HOCKEY

["Svend Robinson leadership bid"]

[Proposed gun control laws target law-abiding gun owners more than criminals]

[Jacques Parizeau of the Parti Québécois rides a donkey labeled "Separation"]

[Globe depicted as a lit bomb]

[Eagle on collapsing U.S. flagpole]

Solution to the immigrant gang problem...

"Don't you feel the thrill of those who have gone before us, Orville Wright, Charles Lindbergh..." "... Evel Knievel!"

Klein's weight loss clinic free pickup and delivery

Abortion funding

"Shocking news today as the CBC mercilessly fires veteran anchor Pamela Wallin... Hasta la vista, Pam."

All those in favor of ending publicly funded abortions, raise your hands...

Caution 3-time convicted pedophile in the neighborhood

"I'm sorry Prime Minister, fisheries minister Tobin has just stepped out to have a word with the Spanish..." "Unhand them Turbot, Spanish dogs!!"

"The more we tell the press we are rehabilitating, the more it seems to upset them... Perhaps we're not the only ones who need to change!"

["Foreign overfishing"]