Rimmer, Jim

Fruit from the Pie Tree
Genius in the Basement
Generous Type: Paul Hayden Duensing
About the Artist
[Basement at night...]
This is a knife!
Something to crow about
Hullo! - Williams Lake Tribune?!!'
Dunno' wha' alla' fush about... I've been coming here every Saturday night for months to watch these wrestling matches...'
High School musical-fashion show Thursday and Friday. 'I don't mind this balloon shape dress for you, but don't let me catch you telling your girlfriends that on me it was a sheath dress...'
['Just (Hic!) testing our new bar m'dear... works fine']
No, I wasn't calling you, old boy. All I said was, 'Man, this snow sure is abominable''
He takes advantage of classes offered in wrestling, gymnastics, judo & rowing for children & adults by Williams Lake Athletic Club. HE doesn't!
Tribune news item: Busy mothers prepare for Ice Carnival... '... Well, you just ignore the fellows next time they say 'get a load of the sweet, innocent little bunny'...'
Them two fellow are absolutely right, Alfie. Some of them joints along the road ain't got no class at all...'
["Officials say water 'absolutely safe'"]
That's strange... how did the cheese get down here and where is my bar of laundry soap?'
It don't look dignified, but you won't get shot at!'
Where was it he said he picked up the game?'
Who says kids need a recreation centre. Why, I could name a dozen things they could do with their time... for instance there's ... uh... er... um - Say, Mort, I believe this is your round!'
News Item: Minister suggests working off tensions on the woodpile 'On second thought, better make that three cords!'
Boy! These late, late movies run later every night...'
What? - Home already, Morton, dear? And how was the hypnotism show?'
It was one of those little imported cars... I parked it right here, ten minutes ago.'
Paving to halt at village boundaries: 'Hang on folks! We are about to enter a couple of miles of rustic, scenic road for which Williams Lake has become famous...'