Rimmer, Jim

Music and drama festival this week 'Listen, Fenwick... just play your piano and cut out all the hamming...'

Junior pipe band visits Williams Lake Stampede 'Furrr th' last time, noo... The tune is 'Scotland th' Brave' and it'll go harrrd on th' body caught playing 'Blue Suede Shoes'!'

I think your Daddy is trying to tell us something'

It would appear that some of us didn't look at the show in the same light as others...' 'Just WHO is supposed to get the kicks out of this Fashion Show?' 'One thing is certain, deary; you could never model the new 'Slim Look'.'

News Item: Local air service cut by 50% 'It may not be too long 'till we get all this land back, what with them only using it three days a week'

... Well, I dunno where the lunch basket disappeared to, but we'd better get in the car before the storm breaks - that sky is rumbling like a bear's stomach!'

[Cowboy at Christmas]

[Man choking at dining table]

Needlework? Heck no... she wants to teach boxing and wrestling!'

I admire your public spirit but I'm sure the village water department can spare enough for your bath.'

Well... Here comes 'Old Icy Fingers''

... Say, boy - where can a man cut himself one of those keen willow poles around here?'

I admire your spirit lad - but fishing is all skill * know-how, requiring the finest equipment. So you see, you'll never catch anything with... Koff!... hum...'

Ice carnival bigger and better than ever this year 'Now let me get this straight... you say you went to the arena to see the hockey game but the ice was crawling with little creatures with wings, and [...]

... Should I apply the handbrake?'

...Said they're just getting in on the ground floor for a little practice.'

News Item - False teeth developed for cattle 'Look, Ma - no cavities!'

Say, George... did you see in last week's paper when they're going to be fixing up the old main road...'

Bowlers receive trophies at annual banquet 'Boy! Just think of all the trophies we could win if I built a practice alley in our basement...'

But Henry, dear, it's Fire Prevention Week - and Grandma did give up her cigars...'

["New fire alarm system"]

[A man paints a wooden structure while a woman speaks to him]