Krieger, Bob

"I'm afraid your son died of old age waiting for a taxi"

"I can't wait 'til Dad gets parole"

["Feasibility study"]

"We'd like you to run our billing department Senator Jaffer."

[Elderly woman on Seymour Street]

"Happy 150th BC"

How it works: "Carbon tax?!!" "Pay up!"

"Fasten your seatbelts"

The biggest threat: "Fire!"

How 'bout instead of another trial

"Try not to screw up"

Resolutions "To care!" "No more Mr Nice Guy!" "Deal with climate change" "Polar bear pie!"

If Santa was from BC "Hey! Keep it down!!!"

Reacting to the Xmas lists of Harper, Dion, Mulroney, Schreiber, Campbell... "Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!"

New Translink board perk... Vanity limo plates

"Sign my syringe?"

[Conrad Black depicted chained to a large ball labeled "Hubris"]

Get rich quick schemes... "Lottery ticket!" "Changed my name to "Olympics""

"Finally back to normal!"

And what do kids in care think of the mascots? "Tastes great!"

Tom Christensen responds... "We're doing our best..."

So...if it's too cold for the new buses...