Krieger, Bob

["Going out of business sale; no solicitors, pedlars, or Liberals"]

"Paul Callow scares me... almost as much as the mob outside his house."

Fitting severance for fired lottery chief...

"Crooked? Naa... I'm just lucky as an MLA"

$32 million $10 million Priceless

Six cancelled brain surgeries?!! "That's okay. The guy in charge needs it more than I do"

"You're making government look good"

"...besides...calf-roping bruises the veal..."

If Geoff Plant knows his stuff... "Use my salary to house the homeless"

"Enough already with the comparison to MLAs!!!"

"In a democracy we call radio shows to praise our leader"

Poor Harry Lali...

Community Chest Commission Error In Your Favour Collect 29%

"Explain Dobell? Well...er...how 'bout them Canucks, eh?"

"Go, Canucks, Go!" "Ka-ching!"

Item: Chimps more evolved than humans "Guns are so Neanderthal"

"For behaving like a common Oilers' fan..."

"Our dinner's been recalled?"

"You guys order pizza with extra hypocrisy?"