Krieger, Bob

"Gagliano? Naaa... He was in the Chretien mob"

[Gordon Campbell depicted being punched]

One government ad we'll never see

Best reason to vote for wards

First thing to buy with the federal surplus: batteries "Damn..."

Acceptable "Sex? Drugs?" Not

"Safe streets" "For whom?"

If wards are too expensive... "Autocracy is much cheaper"

100% Traffic fine revenue back into your community

"Social workers are busy but you can see Minister Hagen for 2 grand"

[Gordon Campbell depicted riding on an elderly woman]

BC Ferries' response to BC shipbuilders:

"Oh. When you said there was a deal I thought..."

"Stupid owners"

"Roger! Send in air support!"

["New textbooks"]

"Psst... wanna buy some surgery?"

Stephen Harper's PR guy

"Doctors, nurses, MRIs... sure... but what we really want is more Olympic medals *belch**"

Homeless Home Owner

"We're THAT desperate"

If he'd governed in ancient Greece... "Democracy sucks..."

If arrogance was an Olympic event: