Krieger, Bob

Still the best reason to avoid Toronto ...

"Remain calm. There is no cause for panic. Everything is under control. It's just a hockey game."

"?" "Bandwagon jumping ..."

Where are Iraq's weapons of mass destruction? "Syria"

"YOU'RE the great satan?"

This week's Van Dongen Award winner: Solicitor-General Rich Coleman DOPE

"I am not a crook! "You're an idiot"

How Americans really feel ... "Canaduh?"

I WANT STEPHEN HARPER, PETER LEGGE AND DAVID INGRAM

"Going once ... Going twice ..."

[Saddam Hussein fires a gun through his and George W. Bush's heads]

"Finally ..." NATIONAL DAY CARE

[George W. Bush depicted as a baseball hitter with the world as a baseball]

The premier's performance evaluation ... No charge ...

"Hey bud ... Seen this guy?"

"Vancouver games would be the best ever" IOC Salzburg

Best way to disarm Iraq: "You can have all our helicopters"

"I wonder if Mike Harcourt will walk again?" "I wonder if he'll run..?"

"I don't mind Chretien sitting on the fence ... I mind he'll get off on the wrong side"

[Prescription drug prices]

The "No" side's ace-in-the-hole:

"?" "We've stopped digging"