Krieger, Bob

Hypocrite of the Year "... and it's only January!!!"
"Okay ... your bed's ready ..."
"*#@!!"
"... Aye, aye Minister Young!"
Likely cause of next Holy War
More Predictions... Inspired by Serbian opposition, Gordon Campbell protests NDP election fraud by leading angry BC voters through the streets of Maui Glen Clark will be caught telling a truth Jean Chretien won't
Brian ... We're sorry.
Predictions for 1997 Mayor Philip Owen will meet a tragic end when hungry Vancouverites honestly mistake him for Jell-o After yet another cabinet re-appointment and resignation Wammo will market a [...]
"All in all, Chretien and Clark have been pretty good... ... liars"
"We love you, Moe! You and Shemp..."
["Province: Hospital head got $500,000"]
"Nice juggling" "Actually... it's social work"
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B.C.: Who's in Charge
Keno: The Upside The more you drink... The more you gamble... The more you lose...and... Voila! The less you drink!
Thunk ABORTION VOTE
Tonight ... on British Columbia's Least Wanted ...
["Will work for food; Will play for food"]
Just some of the joke mayoral candidates...
THERE'S NO LIFE LIKE IT "Ya ... it's gross!"
"First... you'll want a big, fat turkey... or... failing that... Surrey Councillor, Jerry Huot"
"I have total confidence in Corporal Boyle" MINISTER OF DEFENCE
"Ward system?!"
"... or else"
...Just one of the many things the Aquarium has learned from whales in captivity...