Krieger, Bob

"This business is just getting way too sleazy .. what with all the political strategists ..."
"My .. aren't you a nice, kind gentleman? What are you? Some kind of pervert?"
"... And when you get the damn ball, hang on to it like it was Nelson Skalbania's neck"
[Beaver is stabbed with swords and knives labeled as the provinces and territories]
"Tories are returning to the traditions of Sir John A ..."
"Me? Murder. You?" "Me? Robbery. You?" "Me? Obscuring my licence plate with a bike rack"
FIRE!
"Mommy... (sniff)... I dreamt that Dennis Streifel was still in charge... (sob)"
THE BEST DAMN B.C. PREMIER EVER Had by Pakistan
[Glen Clark depicted being struck by lightning]
["Protect trees, dump city council; Protect property rights, dump city council"]
[Glen Clark depicted atop an Olympic podium]
[Glen Clark depicted as holding an axe to a money tree labeled "Forest renewal BC"]
Winner: Rename the Lions Contest The Liars
"Go draft a Vancouver ward system plebiscite as fast as you can!"
"Still...it seems cooler this summer" "...No native road blocks yet."
"Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Sneezy, Grumpy and Doc." (Premier names new cabinet)
AIR BUS
"Good news!!! No photo-radar!"
[Reform Party]
"I promise... Now we'll only shovel off the back of a mini-van"
Liberals offer B.C. bigger piece of the pie...
"What scares me? ... That Clark won't keep his promises and Campbell will"
The difference between Extreme Fighting + B.C. Politics "No eye gouging or biting"
"Liberals are behind me..."