Larter, John

Free advice - Never trust a General who shoots his own troops...

"Day wants my support because Chretien's a crook, Chretien wants my support because Day's a kook. McDonough wants my support because Clark's a has-been and Clark wants my support because McDonough's [...]

High School Yearbook Class of 60 65 70 75 80 85 90 95 2000 The Wonder Years..?

"Disappointment with the tacky campaigns of all their leadership hopefuls has spurred a massive voter invitation for either Bush or Gore to form the next Canadian government..."

["Liberals ol' pickpocket fine wine"]

Chretien tones down election rhetoric - "Once aboard the Alliance mother ship your children will be probed by gun toting holocaust-denying evil racist pygmies..."

City council 'breaks for snacks' during paramedic wage negotiations...

[Jean Chrétien propped up by a crumbling structure]

Hail to the Chief

"That's it! No more watching election coverage for you two..."

Stockwell changes tactics... Choir boy's boxing club

[Joe Clark and Alexa McDonough depicted driving tiny cars]

"Don't worry about Stockwell Day, I will protect you!"

"Ah-one, ah-two, ah-one, two, three..."

["Liberals; Alliance; Chretien record"]

Poverty has its good days...

Chretien campaign visits Alberta from 35,000 ft. - "Still too close..."

"What ever you do, don't say 'have a nice DAY.' He's been a little jumpy lately..."

Vote Liberal and we'll give you your money back! "Think of it as a short term loan..."

Vote Chretien for responsible government

Suggested solution to Calgary's road clearing problem... ... Buy a 4x4!

Emergency peace talks begin... "Murderer" "Child killer" "Terrorist" "Aggressor" "Criminal" "Thug" "Kidnapper" "Warmonger" "Heathen" "Infidel"

$1.2 Million hobby sports centre built for bored escape prone Drumheller convicts - "Nothing like a decent hobby to get your mind off of breaking out, eh, lefty..."

Liberal Cafeteria Clean your plate before election!