Larter, John

[Joe Clark depicted in a rowboat]
The light at the end of Joe Clark's tunnel...
Record Canadian Corporate Profits "Easy does it, sir, we don't want me gettin' tipsy..."
[Elian Gonzalez depicted as french fries set upon by seagulls]
Native band prepares to launch $1 billion suit alleging federal government mishandled funds - "Great White Chief send pretty blanket and say heap-um sorry..." "Kindly relay our regards... See you in court."
Let's pull together and save our hockey team!
City council approves additional $3.6 million to finish Centre Street bridge project...
In Ralph we trust..?
Hockey Plight in Canada'...
Chretien 'Don't rock the boat' Middle East tour...
Ralph denies Liberal leaders charge that he is rushing Bill 11 through the legislature - "Hey, Nancy... Heads up!"
Despite his $17 Billion loss in the market, Bill knew a nice warm bath would put things back into perspective...
Canadian Alliance wins right to use 'conservative' in its name - "Hello, police station, this is Joe Clark calling again, I phoned in to report a stolen word an hour ago and you left me on hold... Hello...Hello...."
"Complain! Complain! Complain!"
["Taxes; Fuel prices"]
Stockwell Day campaign swings into action...
Vladimir Putin elected president of Russia
Chretien 'stuck' - "More Vaseline!"
[Sheila Copps on safari]
Water-skiing safety tip No.#1 - Wait until the tide comes in... "Step on it!!"
"ME, run against YOU! In a leadership bid! Oh, Jean, how do these rumour get started..?"
Emergency Health Services Please take a number and wait...
Reconciliation with Israel
"Now, what?!!" "TWEEET"
["Taiwanese election; China"]