Larter, John

Taxi Commission Vice-Chairman says Plexiglas shields in taxis would ruin Calgary's 'friendly reputation'... Immediate Opening - Wanted, vice-chairman to drive taxi and uphold Calgary's 'friendly reputation.' Nights only.

"Listen, there it is again, sort of purring, licking sound..."

[Debt depicted as a large pig]

"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the......"

Parliamentary Committee

Canadian airlines employees

Sure, city council could rent a helicopter, but why waste all that hot air... "Why are they looking for Calgary's planning problems? They ARE Calgary's planning problems!!"

World Trade Organization Sovereign Governments

Toughest wrestler of them all' forces WWF to clean up its act...

"Bless you, Jean! Looks like I'm not going to starve to death after all..."

Chretien awakens the sovereignty debate... "Lucien, my little pit bull, rise and shine!"

Clark vs. Clark... Knockout! Calgary candidacy

Tobacco companies targeted kids - Industry documents. "Hey kids, save up six nic-o-pop wrappers and win this nifty lighter..."

Rx Klein's Alberta Pharmacy Patient: Federal Government, Ottawa Prescription: Valium Directions: Take two when discussing contracting out medical services.

"I got it! I got it!"

Province promises one-time infusion of hospital cash - "I don't care who you are or what you've got... You can wait your turn like the rest of us!"

Tax Reform Parking All other will be towed away by the next election:

Russian generals refuse to heel, sit, whoa or lay down -

Refugees fleeing death & destruction Refugees fleeing death & destruction

Lest we forget...

[Key labeled "Karla Homolka" is thrown into the garbage"]