Murphy, Dan

Sechelt's Chief Garry Feschuk prepares to speak -
[BC Ferries vessel depicted upon a sea of dollar bills]
What the fast ferry has turned Glen Clark into - "I ordered Prince"
The Mike Farnworth All-Purpose Confession
Mike Farnworth leaps into action
Catholic diocese of B.C. may lose two schools to compensate victims of Mr. Cashel's Christian Brothers.
Why NDP baby boomers are mysteriously drawn to Corky Evans -
Just when you think the fast-ferry catamarans have done every dumb thing they can - "I think I'll vote for Vander Zalm."
The Minister is IN the Minister is OUT The Minister is ORBITING JUPITER
The burning question about Surrey's new fine-the-landlord pot grow-op bylaw- What was Mayor Dougie McCallum smoking?
UJJAL'S LATEST NIGHTMARE
Most compelling reason to believe Ujjal Dosanjh would be a great premier - Moe Sihota hates the idea
What Dosanjh will legislate after he legislates doctors back to work - "Legislate doctors back from States." "Legislate more nurses into province" "Legislate sun for Sundays." "Legislate longer legs for Mrs. Dosanjh."
And after suing Gordon Campbell for besmirching his good name regarding the Carrier fiasco... "I'll be suing anyone suggesting I do not smell as sweet as a petunia!"
The best thing that could emerge from the NDP convention - "Hold it! Look, I'm bouncing back! I'm on a roll! You need me!"
"The good news is you've been given a nifty tax cut." "The bad news is due to your nifty tax cut we can't afford any hospital personnel so you're gonna die." Patients soon learned to dread visits from Dr. Collins
David Foster on becomming B.C. premier: "I want to spend the next four or five years learning about the job. At that time I'll know whether I'm equipped to go forward with this." "Give me every Three Stooges video you've got."
Heady from the success of their pre-emptive booze confiscation at fireworks display, Vancouver Police take the next logical step - "We have just issued a traffic ticket to Mr. Harrop-Phonsby-Pipps [...]
How Vancouver's proposed cop cameras will work Step A: "Stop thief!" Step B, somewhere across town:
Result of Cominco's lab test
DOUG COLLINS IS A MISERABLE OLD [FART] CENSORED "This cartoon has been censored by the B.C. Human Rights Tribunal because it promotes hatred against a recognizable group, in this case being that of old farts." "Also, you drew my butt too big."
And what will Glen Clark do now that B.C. has officially recognized the Nisga'a Nation? "Drive there and ask for political asylum."
Glen Clark's Things to do this summer
Gov't planning "completely inadequate" for children in its care - Children's commissioner Cynthia Morton.
Glen Clark's check list -