Murphy, Dan

Premier Dosanjh realized early in his address that he should have brought a pointer
Telltale signs that Dosanjh isn't even trying anymore More than half his campaign speeches now given in living room to family pets. New response to all reporters' questions: "I think I'll let Mr. [...]
Some chiefs' response to Indian Affairs Minister Nault's efforts to make them more accountable to the people of their communities - "We're not going to stand for it!"
"So what's for dessert?"
Figure Skater
Paul Martin considers campaign slogans "the People's Millionaire" "the Shipping Magnate that cares" "Dare to Accept the Inevitable"
THE HONORABLE MEMBER FOR WEST VANCOUVER LOW TIDE "I've never met an effluent I didn't like"
"I thought it was a Xerox machine. Really."
OPTIONS FOR THE DOCTORS' DISPUTE Binding arbitration OR Binding Mel Couvelier
A NURSES'-EYE VIEW OF PETER DUECK
VANDER ZALM GOING TO AUSTRALIA "AT LAST! EVERYTHING IS RIGHT SIDE UP!"
NEWFOUNDLAND REFUGEE STATUS SRI LANKAN MADE EASY B.C. CABINET
ITEM: REAGAN CONSULTS ASTROLOGERS ON TOUGH DECISIONS "Astrology? Naw ..... too DARN scientific!"
THINGS TO DO TODAY 1. Pick up drycleaning 2. Floss 3. SAVE THE B.C. FAMILY 4. Re-varnish hair
OFFSHORE OIL EXPLORATION TO RESUME IN B.C. "Thank God"
"I did it MYYYYYY WAYYYYYYY"
"Go"
[Bill Vander Zalm depicted with his finger in a dike next to a fish]
THATCHEROBICS " And one" " And two"
JOHN SAVAGE REZONED AS A GOLF COURSE
TOWARDS A SAFER ENVIRONMENT
"I think that I shall never see" "a tree farm licence that shouldn't be!"
[Thomas Waterland depicted with tree limbs in place of ears]
"Get the lawyers into a circle!"
MR. HARCOURT, HOW WILL YOU TAKE OVER THE GOV'T IN B.C.? "Coup d'blah"