Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"..All she did was roll around in the mud a few times, put a stamp on her forehead, and goes around as a dirty letter.."

"...As a matter of fact, I think I'm one of the few ones that got a job around here without daddy's assistance..."

"Are you sure it is kosher?"

"..Go ahead with Amchitka...and recycle this paper..."

"We're gonna do something about the housing shortage, fellows..so Softmark, you shoot off to Switzerland to study the glass pane making...Phil, you can take in the Orient to have a look at the tar [...]

"...According to Ottawa..you're getting worse, dear..."

"..I got a feeling the new driver won't be of much help..."

"..Sorry, but we already have enough clowns applying..."

"I feel so sorry for mom...Today was her day to be pitcher...'

"...Instead of impeaching the whole president..Couldn't they just have impeached his penis?.."

"Rocks? What rocks?" "Spoken like a true leader ..Kimo Sabi..."

"I can give you a new leader, but I cannot give you a good leader' "They don't make'em anymore,son.."

"..Send me a Boeing 737..I hate to be cramped in those skimpy little Lear jets.." "..unmitigated gall...that's what we like in him.."

"..I had a scuffle with the boys and I got nicked a little..."

"..It's not the mileage...it's the performance that counts..."

"I'm sorry..Mr.Pipo, Mr.Clark has already appointed a clown to straighten out the fast ferry problems"

" Hold it!...Hold it....We are muslim shepherds. The sheperds you're looking for are in a field down the road a bit.."

"Mr. Martin is considering to send you a 'Get Well' card.."

"And remember...No rabbit punches..and no low blows.."

"..Wilson has thrown his hat into the ring..." "...Was the hat paid for?..."

"All your papers are in perfect order which automatically disqualifies you for free meals, free lodging, free transportation, free legal help, free medical, free financial assistance, free..."

"Mr. Manning cannot be reached..Mr. Manning just went into the cocoon stage.."

"...Visualizing the pain and suffering because of miserable wages and working conditions of those poor ferry workers makes kissing goodbye to all our holiday plans such a small sacrifice..." "..been drinking, haven't you?"