Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"Not bad....now watch me again...."
"Remind me... 'tis the season to be jolly..."
"...What's the world coming to if you can't call your collegues "assholes" in private anymore?..." "Good grief..."
"...I have contacted the space aliens who had abducted me and had altered my memory.....I pleaded, and they agreed to reprogram me to be able to straighten out the whole mess we're in..."
NEWS Ontario turfs out N.D.P.
"ALLEZ CANADA PUCKER UP!!"
"The canary just died, Mr.Harcourt.." "Trust me..there is a light at the end!.."
[UN depicted as a dove in a cage]
"..To think..the whole world could have been at my feet it they only had a U.N Peace Corps in my days.."
"Coming up next:.....The Bernardo trial...."
[Mike Harcourt depicted as a slice of bread in a toaster labeled "Scandal +"]
..Second landing...
"Think hard, Judy....how can we stay in the headlines..."
"This year I'm going as Bouchard and she'll be Parizeau.." "Then we won't be asking for treats but we'll be demanding them"
"..Apart from the shenanigans...what's your opinion about our forest policies?...."
"..Sit..sit..sit...sit..sit..sit..sit..sit..sit...sit..sit..sit..sit..sit..sit..sit..si....."
"See, see?...I AM a friend of the environment....Al Gore says so!!.."
[Hungry mosquitoes chasing people in the forest]
"...Who..do YOU think is a better politician....Harcourt or Mulroney?" "..And who do YOU think is a better hockey player..Roseanne or Madonna?.." "Touche"
"..A referendum!.....now THERE'S an idea!"
".... Library?... Have you got any books about socialism?.. I'd like to read up about it..."
"..A twenty six inch T.V...a V.C.R..27 pairs of shoes..about twenty dresses for the wife...a mountain bike for the kid.. So how was your protest?..."
"And now...full steam ahead mateys!!........"
"Well..I'll be!!!!.. If it ain't Nazi Germany all over again..."
"Here are the rules.....first I yell "on your marks"..then I yell "get set".....then I take off...and after a while I yell "go!"...."