Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"..Eager little devil.Aren't you Stockwell?"
"This man keeps on surprising everybody...He's digging it himself..." "...And so fast!.."
"Get lost, joker..I was here first.."
"I have to cancel all press meetings. My jetski broke down." "Nonsense, my boy..use your skateboard or your unicycle.."
"He'll appreciate your eagerness, honey, but so far, Mr.Day only has a foot in the door.."
"...After a week of nothing but whale blubber, whale soup, whale steak, whale stew and whale pie. I'm dying for good old-fashioned Big Mac." "Amen"
"Get me immigration"
"How long do we have to stay in school to qualify for welfare?..."
"You're in luck..the patient in the broom closet didn't make it for his July scheduled surgery..so you can have his bed..." "Provided you don't mind to sleep in a upright position.."
OK, Folks..Let's go over the B.S. one more time.. 1.You travelled for 75 days on this tub.. 2.You've lost all your identity papers in a storm... 3.You are a political refugee and your life was in [...]
"..Mr.Day cannot be reached today...he is busy digging his own grave..."
"Get ready for an election..Chretien tied one arm behind his back..."
"...It say here Chretien at 65 is learning to snowboard.." "...How could they manage to fix a chair on that thing?"
"I have no aim.. I just love the bang..."
"What a great country I live in..." "They even let me keep my cigars..."
"Here's how it works..,One yank...I agree....Two yanks.. you agree...."
"I found a pack of condoms under the veranda..." "What's a veranda?"
" ...I'm afraid we shall have to move to a less civilized country..." Death Penalty abolished.
"...we merely exercise a holt in the talking..." Honolulu Conference
" Mind to share the flame?"
"Sorry nothing yet Mr. Ellis..."
"How did the Western Ministers Conference turn out?" "Pretty good...Getty and Devine caught four salmon each... Bill and Filmon had three each and Lillian hooked one salmon, a cod and a dogfish..."
"...but I can't ask for Joe for help... I'm standing on his shoulders..."
"Oh, yes... there's one more thing we need...money!"
"Omigosh! I roared"