Krieger, Bob

"A pox on both your mansions!"

"Aprs le dluge...Moi"

O-Positive O-Maybe

"We're not dead!!!"

[CSIS depicted as a dog devouring a beaver]

"We get to screw the fans!" "No! We get to screw the fans!" No! We get to..."

"If you're gonna play this game you've gotta learn the fundamentals...Balls, strikes, lockouts, salary caps, greed..."

["Jobs!; Trees!"]

Where Gordon Campbell stands on forestry... "Here he is! Over here!"

"I was only giving orders"

["Vancouver Police"]

"Canucks? No, no... this song's for Premier Harcourt..."

"PAVEL FOR PREMIER! CAPTAIN KIRK FOR PREMIER! MOMESSO FOR PREMIER! Hell, ANYONE but Harcourt or Campbell!!!"

"Oh... it doesn't matter... any tree and any ol' cabinet minister will do..."

["Welcome to Salmon Arm"]

Bumper sticker nostalgia

"I'll be gentle..."

"Charity for the poor, pathetic, needy wretches in dire distress!!! Charity for the poor..."

"NDP... NDP... BCNDP*" (*To the tune of Mickey Mouse)

One solution..."Roger...commencing to drop Rwandan soldiers behind Bosnian.Serb lines..."

Indeed... who better to lead BC separatists?!

Most appropriate names for Vancouver's NBA team playing in GM Place ... PISTONS YANKEES PHILLIES RAGIN' CAJUNS OSHAWA GENERALS This space for rent

Social Credit's 3 biggest problems: *@#!! NDP keeps stealing platform... 3 MLAs joined Reform Party... 3 didn't