Krieger, Bob

"Bank? No, no...I just lost my job at Shaughnessy hospital."

Open and honest government Liberal (*Campaign contributions excluded)

Manhater victim ... "She hurt my feelings!!!" Womanhater victim ... RIP

The Senate's Pin-up Girl Bab$ McDougall xoxo

Where your taxes really go: Interest Payments Defence Health Other Government Services The Senate The Mulroneys U.I.C.

"Uck! Gross! A leech!!!"

Shinto shrine Buddhist shrine Tokyo Hilton shrine

The problem with clear cut no matter how small

Prime Minister's Office PRIORITIES: 1. FREE LUNCH FOR PREMIERS 2. $150,000 TO BRIAN AND MILA 3. FLY TO JAPAN 4. BUY HELICOPTERS 5. GET ELECTED 6. SLASH GOVERNMENT SPENDING (HEALTH CARE? UIC? SENIORS?)

"I tried to quit... Really... I did"

"Three missiles missed their target... Innocent Iraqis were killed...Saddam's still around... The raid was a success!!!"

"This government has outraged its supporters and sustained its detractors by behaving like a bunch of arrogant, hypocritical, autocratic, patronage dispensing, squandering slime bags to be held in the utmost of contempt." Testing BC's new hat law

"So ... who's Canada got working for us now that Mahoney's gone?"

TORY Immigration Board Crown Corporation appointments Senators Parole Board Ambassadors Consulates

"Remember the good ol' days when we just starved to death?"

"Presto! You're a New Democrat!"

"... With friends like the NDP..." "... who needs friends."

"Don't worry kid ... if Mulroney doesn't find a place for you ... Charest or Campbell will ..."

PRIME MINISTAIR

"TORY!" "GRIT!"

"Well... maybe we will do better on our exams without teachers. After all... look how far Anita Hagen's gone without knowing anything."

"There is no escape! Let the hostages go back to school and give yourself up!"

"Me? Treason ... I didn't vote for Kim Campbell."

[Joan Smallwood depicted sitting at a desk labeled "Social services"]