Krieger, Bob

What kids dream:

"Funny... I'd always imagined the demise of Social Credit as a joyous momentous occasion and a lot less pathetic..."

NHL Hall of Shame, "Z"

"...but you gotta admire them Israeli extremists." "Ya"

If MLAs had to line up for their cheques:

"So...you like my new budget boots?" "No."

Unknown Soldiers to Come

[Crashed airplane labeled "Social Credit"]

"Over here! Hurry! More talk! More hand wringing!!"

"Save your strength... You'll need it when they cut the tobacco tax."

Zhirinovsky's legacy: Stalin nostalgia...

"No problemo...we can defeat the rebels with two hands tied behind their backs."

["Welcome Progressive Democratic Alliance delegates"]

Alberta's most profitable exports:

"... maybe if you tried giving gifts to kids... not just the BC Fed..."

...This Christmas remember those with little hope...

"Wow! Bank job?" "Yup...CEO"

"Okay...you can come out now...Sheila Copps isn't in charge anymore..."

In Michael Jackson's defence ... "HE'S GUILTY!!!"

"Call it in the air Elsie...Loser leads the Tories."

When finance ministers meet:

What Mulroney Did Best: Child Poverty

"Good news, bad news... by the time they get enough names to recall you the Liberals will be in power..."