Murphy, Dan

Court Pleas in Canada Guilty Not Guilty Drunk Bombed Hammered Plastered Pickled Gonzo Shellacked
Maybe kids will get their exercise by "walking or dancing or playing in parks" -Margaret MacDiarmid Or maybe by protesting around the education minister's big fat enormous giant fat student program cuts!
2 Pretty Good Reasons Why We Don't Need an Election Now Harper Hidden Agenda Ignatieff No Agenda
Campbell Announces He'll Run in 2013
Signs that you are going back to school with Swine Flu--- Tiredness, Poor Appetite, Aching Body, Headache, Chills Signs that you are going back to school without Swine Flu--- Tiredness, Poor Appetite, Aching Body, Headache, Chills
In this cartoon space, usually critical and irreverent when police unfortunately become the focus, I am delighted to finally be able to publish a positive cop cartoon in honour of the 2009 World [...]
Super [Natural] Flammable British Columbia
Brian Mulroney's Legacy Meets Gordon Campbell's Legacy GST HST "It'll grow on you."
Researchers: Driving and texting not a good mix Also Dangerous: Reading The Province when you're driving "ARRG!"
the problem with storming David Hahn's place- "Three-sailing wait!"
Kevin Krueger on art cutbacks "I don't think anyone is lighting their hair on fire."
5 ways to beat the heat At home, shift activities to the coolest place in the house, Deploy parasol(s), Speedo-ize that businesswear, Ice cream!, Whenever possible, hire someone to waterbomb your shorts
Colin Hansen Christens His New Tax "We've named the nipper "Harmony.""
Premier opts for fireside chat to reassure us about those missing e-mails
Best Reason I've Heard Yet For Saving The Merritt Mountainfest- "Without it there will be even one less artistic firewall between you and a live performance by La Toya Jackson."
Evolution on the Burrard Street Bridge "whew!"
"So, Canada's Humane Society wants the CBC to quit showing the Calgary Stampede. But what could we replace it with? Something intellectually edifying... maybe hosted by David Suzuki... like an [...]
Three Really Rotten Cartoon Ideas More Jackson News As per instructions, Michael is being buried at Hollywood's Forest Lawn Cemetery... ...with four pharmacists and his former nose. Sarah Palin's [...]
Gord Campbell's Summer B.C. Deficit "Would it have killed you to wear trunks?"
Coups D'etat "I'm trying to quit."
There's a brand new angel in Heaven right now - that is grabbing its crotch. It was quickly agreed that Bubbles wouldn't be writing the eulogy.
Shrines Mother Teresa "I'm healed!" Bernie Madoff "I'm broke!" Gov. Mark Sanford "My brain just dropped below my belt!"
WHAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS THINKING RIGHT NOW "Why couldn't it have been Tito?"
About those missing four years of gov't e-mails- "Aw, bummer." B.C. Liberal Spokesperson Rose Mary Woods
Due to a screw-up in the contract translation, the Sedin twins end up signing for $12-million over 128 years