Olson, Geoff

The medicinal choice south of the border "Red Pill: see how deep the rabbit hole goes. Blue Pill: you wake up in your bed and you believe what you want to believe."
The year in Cartoons; Coastal Income Destroyer Passengers sold separately; A delicate procedure: Vancouver private clinic billing patients for services covered by Canadian medicare
The year in Cartoons; The lamest yet most disturbing kids' horror comic yet.; Oil is beautiful. A message from the Petrochemical Lobby; Mayoralty Dumpty Shortly before the fall; MaxiPad Sometimes [...]
Another undeniable harbinger of the Mayan dimensional shift Colour cartoons appearing in The Vancouver Courier in 2012
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"How big do boobs have to be before they can crush a beer can? Stay tuned! Manswers, coming up next!' Stuff like that." "Can you fart in a bottle and save it later for your friends? 'Can poo save [...]
Stephen Harper: unwitting architect of impressive museum exhibits of the future? Greatest Buy-ups and Sell-outs of the Past Two Centuries; 1803: France sells its Louisiana territory to Washington for [...]
The Globe and Mail; Brian Lee Browley We'll keep working past 65, and we'll like it; Actual headline! From the desk of the One Percent Re: Your non-retirement employment. Have fun with it!
More titles from my collection of extremely thin books... Paths Beyond Ego A Buddhist Aproach to Business and Life Donald J. Trump; Fallability: A Memoir Pope Benedict XVI; The singe programmers [...]
Mayoralty Dumpty Shortly before the fall
Sketchbook Survey; Critics say BC's foreign worker permits program undercuts local economic benefits and exploits workers. What do you think? Kerrisdale "When foreign workers in B.C. are able to save [...]
New item: Fans concerned after Disney buys Star Wars franchise from George Lucas and announces new trilogy "LukeI am your father." "Awesome!! Is Minnie my mother?!"
"Wow. First Petraeus, and then General Allen." "All because of e-mails." "Maybe I shouldn't have helped build a national surveillance state, after all.." "Naaah."
New item: Liberal and NDP MLAs voted in secret last year to set up a $127,000 golden parachute for themselves in the even of voter recall
Mitt's Merch Emporium; Holy Underwear with presidential seal $12.99 (unisex); Gently-used diebold voting machines (2000 models) A presidential steal! $32.99; iPray Tablets (Golden) $169.99; [...]
Fall, 2013: worst-conceived tech launch like, totally, evuh MaxiPad Sometimes more IS more.
Franken-ticket '12 "I'll dig up some brains once we get to the Capitol, okay?" "Me like Bain Capital!! Me worked at Bain!"
Trick -> The Canada-China Foreign Investment Promotion and Protection Act (FIPPA); Treat -> Canadian Sovereignty; "Happy Halloween!"
Aww, c'mon! Isn't anyone from government or industry going to publicly dismiss the Victoria protesters as "special interest groups"? The Oar Lobby; Prairie Heretics; Mars mission denialists; [...]
100 tonnes of iron sulphate dumped off the BC coast, as part of a "geoengineering" experiment to make plankton bloom. Detectable amounts of radiation from Fukushima in the Pacifc food chain. What could go wrong?
News item: Impending trade agreement allows China to sue Canada outside of Canadian courts, behind closed doors. This will give China's oil companies more power to influence federal decisions than Canadian citizens.
The Internet It never forgets. "Hey, mysterious black slab! Are you here for my life review?" "Yes. Let's start with the youngster you cyber-bullied into suicide, years ago."
Suicide bomber; BC Conservative Party
New item: "Facebook founder Zuckerberg visits Russia, urged to open Moscow office." An honest exchange ensues. "Mr. Zuckerberg, we have a nation full of restless young people. We Welcome the [...]
My small collection of extremely thin books "That was quick!" Barack Obama The Audacity of Writing Another Book About Hope; Science: The Triumph of Reason Stepher Harper; Capital and Compassion Kevin [...]