Olson, Geoff

The wonders of miniaturization You could take all the environmental sensitivity of the federal Conservative party, put it in a flea's navel, and still have room left over for three grains of pollen [...]
Sketchbook Survey; Last week, a study revealed Vancouver is not a very friendly or inclusive city. Are you in need of some warmth? Kits "Are you hitting on me? Go away!" North Vancouver "I've been in [...]
News item: Pure ecstasy (the "love drug") can be safe for adults, health official says. I beg to differ. "I'm sensing a lot of warmth from this man." "It's like we're really seeing him for the very first time"
What will it take to get global media to focus on the dire situation at Reactor 4 in Fukushima? Victoria Beckham models her exclusive new fashion line near a "distressed-style" Japanese nuclear reactor
Dr. Harper's Omnibus Elixir Instantaneous Relief Contains Bill C-38; Don't know if the "antidote" has enough kick Professor Mulcair's Dutch Elm Tonic
On the anniversary of the Vancouver Stanley Cup Riot "How romantic... he found me another battlefield!" "Maybe we should just get a room... ...Naah!" Northern Gateway Project
Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce screws up the Enbridge account; Oil creates jobs
Dr. Olson's Rx for a week's worth of news stories about mailed body parts, caf/mall shootings, mutilated cats, zombie face-gobbling, etc. The comedy film of your choice; A sunset on a Vancouver [...]
Ahem. Our premier cam perform self-promoting kitesurfing stunts quite nicely without your help, Mr. Moneybags Branson (and in a tasteful one-piece bathing suit). Me Me Me Wheeeee
The Environment: complicated and disorganized. Not any more. We're paving all of it for you. Life is so much smoother under a majority. Life is so much smoother under a majority. A message from the Harper Gubmint of Canada
Facebook of Common Prayer; "Please oh please, invisible hand, don't let my site become the next myspace"
Q. In a resource-exporting province with very little value-added industry, what is Christy's brain-storm for job creation? "I promise B.C. will have the biggest, deepest holes of any province in Canada!" A. Mines, mines, mines!
DIS(s) and DAT(a); "I summarily reject the notion that recent polls accurately gauge the depth of feeling British Columbians have for me!"
News item: Lord Tubby of fleet returns to his rejected homeland! "The ingrates and poltroons from Hollinger, along with the libelous nexus of Schadenfreude-minded factotums in the so-called Fourth [...]
Alice in Harperland; "Don't worry about the environment!" said the Minister of Resources. "Don't worry about the resources!" said the Minister of the Environment.
A serious, considered response to the F-35 jet scandal, in both official languages "Stonewalling?" "Moi??"
Old Left Big Unions & Obama Progressives; Occupy everywhere; Black Bloc
Alice in Harperland; Here the conversation dropped, and the party sat silent for a minute, while Alice thought over all she could remember of post hotels, limousines and pricey fighter jets, which wasn't much.
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News item: Environmental group hopes premier will protect their newly-named "Christy Clark Grove" near Port Renfrew Sounds like a cue for Environmental Canada Wild Pacific Salmon (Coho) Oncorhynchus Christyclarkus
"What's on the agenda today?" "First of all, sir, we have to return to the penny issue. Once the Canadian cent is removed from circulation, where do we stand on calculations for disability and old [...]
An Earth Day card? For me? Oh dearies, you shouldn't have! On Earth Day, Mother Nature We stand on guard for you; We've gotta get cracking Against things like fracking And ghastly, bituminous goo. [...]
The Prime Minister's office: playpen for the military-industrial complex? "Nonsense. The F-35 deal was above-board, and the gift cap was reported to Revenue Canada."
Going... Going... Almost gone. "Wow, Vancouver arts and culture scene is in total decline." "Oh well I'm sure there's an app for any of that."
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