Olson, Geoff

Netanyahu indicates the "red line"
"We are changing our approach to governing by putting citizens at the centre of our web services and making government data and information more freely available. Open government is about sharing [...]
"I have a deep, deep love of poltics. I love question period. I love debate. I love the people I've met. I even love the protestors. I love politics." - Christy Clark, 2005; Consumer Protection [...]
Coastal Income Destroyer; Passengers sold separately; Destroyer British Columbia
No need to worry excessively about the impending closure of the Kitsilano Coast Guard Station... ...the Tories have an app for that.
Girl Power 1942; We can win! Girl Power 2012; We can spin!
"I hate to use a biblical reference but Christ had 12 apostles and one turned him in. We share the same initials but I can't rise from the dead and I can't get unanimity on the board. I wouldn't [...]
One species of termite sends its older workers on suicide missions armed with explosive blue "backpacks." When grabbed by another termite, a predator or a person with tweezers, these [...]
Forthcoming Royal near-scandals from Fleet Street Philip caught 'sexting' his junk to shocked seamstresses! The real story: Duke of Edinburgh seeks tartan design clarification on Royal jammies from [...]
A delicate procedure: Vancouver private clinic billing patients for services covered by Canadian medicare
The aide said that guys like me were "in what we call the reality-based community," which he defined as people who "believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality." [...]
Modified salute for Red State Americans... ...in recognition of the Republican Presidential ticket.
"Whatta party. What's up for us next, Wenlock?" "The sky's the limit, Mandeville! We've got offers from an optical chain and an internet monitoring firm. Plus, we've been optioned for some horror [...]
News item: Stephen Harper says the Alberta-BC pipeline plan "will be evaluated scientifically and a green light to proceed would not be based on politics." Support Northern Gateway or the kitten gets it; A gentle reminder from your Tory Overlords
Another slick edition! Collect all 800* volumes from 1999 to 2012 *Source: 2012 National Wildlife Federation report; "A Series of Unfortunate Events" -Enbridge CEO; Duck and Cover by Legacy Slickest; *Wisconsin*
Own the Argument "Christy, your challenge was to shift public debate away from this: The environmental risk of pipeline approval versus the environmental safety of pipeline rejection" "You've chosen [...]
This fall on the Indoor Life Network; Monty Robinson, Prone Star; Join the former RCMP corporal as he serves an entire month under house arrest! And the following season, tune in for the remainder of [...]
"Ladies, check out these pipes!" "You and your boyfriend can't have me for cheap! I need to see some green!" "Talk to the hand, girlfriend! We owe you nothing!"
The lamest yet most disturbing kids' horror comic yet. Tar-thing Hydrocarbon comics group; 25 July 02912; The most startling swamp creature of all! Tar-thing "Chill, people." "And get me some soap!" Night of the living duck!
A pipeline lobby spokesunit presents: The upside of oil spills! 1. Crude oil protects wildlife from harmful UV radiation. "It's like SPF 30,000!" 2. Bears and cougars will not patrol areas covered [...]
News item: Enbridge avoids blame for the 24,000-barrel Kalamazoo River oil spill in 2010; CEO says company encountered "a series of unfortunate events and circumstances [that] resulted in an outcome no one wanted."
I [heart] oil consumption
"What are you doing?" "RelaxThe RCMP does this sort of thing all the time!" "What sort of thing??" "Relocate a bad apple to another jurisdiction."
Don't worry, Bev successful celebrity impersonators can often afford swank hotels and stretch limos.
News Editor taking a strong advertorial stance on big oil "For those of you who didn't get the memo, it's no longer "Tar Sands". It's "Oil Sands"." "Also, "Supertankers" are now referred to as "Superbtankers"."