Raeside, Adrian

2001: "I've gone digital."; 2000

"Aah Is there anything more noble than remembering the poor and disadvantaged during the Christmas season?""Remembering us after the Christmas season?"

Air Canada "I've had it with thisairline! I've just lost my bags!""I couldn't agree more. I just lost my job."

"I've had it with this @!*!?@! airline! I've just lost my bags!" "I couldn't agree more. I just lost my job."

Save the spotted Garry Oak; "We stopped developers from building on this spotted Garry Oak meadow, so we can preserve it for recreational use."

"Aah...Is there anything more noble than remembering the poor and disadvantaged during the Christmas season?" "Remembering us after the Christmas season?"

"We stopped developers from building on this spotted Garry Oak meadow, so we can preserve it for recreational use."

Nurses. Doctors. Home support. Mental health.

Nurses; Doctors; Home support; Mental health

Video game violence; playstation 2, last in stock

Video game violence: PlayStation 2 last in stock

"How was your trip to B.C.?"

"How was your trip to B.C.?"

Senior's heating crisis. "They say that if you're bad, Santa just leaves a lump of coal in your stocking." "We'd be so lucky."

"They say that if you're bad, Santa just leaves a lump of coal in your stocking." "We'd be so lucky."

As usual, the first snowfall of the season catches drivers unprepared. "Throw your latte on it. Maybe it'll melt!"

As usual, the first snowfall of the season catches island drivers unprepared: "Throw your latte on it. Maybe it'll melt!"

President George W. Mandate

President George W.; Mandate

Taxpayers; Nuu Chah Nulth

"I see Chretien is considering a guaranteed annual income for all Canadians. Regardless of what they do." Senate. "Huh. We've had that for years."

"I see Chretien is considering a guaranteed annual income for all Canadians, regardless of what they do." "Huh, we've had that for years."

"Did you hear about the wacko who's poisoning Victoria trees?" "Yeah. What a weirdo." "Whoever it is. They're just killing trees at random." "Doesn't make any sense." "What a waste of a tree." "Jingle bells, Jingle Bells"

"I wonder why the navy doesn't have the money to run the huron?" "Whoooie! A hot tub!"