Raeside, Adrian

"Houston, the isolation is driving me crazy! Get me back to earth!" "O.K. But by the time we get you back, George W. Bush could be president." "Oh...maybe I'll stay here after all."
"Only I have a plan to save the muggles, said Jean Chretien, headmaster of Hogwart's. Voldemort's alliance will only use power for evil" "I get the feeling the Liberals are running out of new ideas."
NDP, "Your attention please! This is the captain speakingThe following changes are being made to your cabin assignments"
"Your attention please! This is the captain speaking. The following changes are being made to your cabin assignments"
This person is: A. caught up in Canada's inadequate health care system. B. a photo-op for the candidates. C. going to be ignored after November 27th.
This person is: A Caught up in Canada's inadequate health care system. B A photo-op for the candidates. C Going to be ignored after November 27th.
Stock market; NASDAQ; Tech stocks
[Stock market depicted as a race car]
Sustainable Forestry. Trees. Jobs. Raw log exports. Jobs. Trees.
"Hey kids! Great news! Jean Chretien is passing through town!" "This is as close as you're going to get your prime minister!" "There. See? He waggled his wings."
"Hey kids! Great news! Jean Chretien is passing through town!" "This is as close as you're going to get to your prime minister!" "There, see? He waggled his wings."
Joe Clark's campaign adviser. "Now close your eyes and wish very hard..."
Sustainable forestry: Trees; Jobs; Raw log exports: Trees; Jobs
Joe Clark's campaign adviser: "Now close your eyes and wish very hard..."
Elect; "Hello campaign headquarters? I'd like another sign Yeah. One of those big wooden ones.""Why don't you just buy firewood like everyone else?"
"Hello campaign headquarters? I'd like another sign Yeah, one of those big wooden ones." "Why don't you just buy firewood, like everyone else?"
B.C.ferries gets more 'interest' in the fast ferry sale; "we're 'interested' in what possessed you clowns to waste so much money on a vessel that was obviously unsuitable?"
B.C. ferries gets more 'interest' in the fast ferry sale... "We're 'interested' in what possessed you clowns to waste so much money on a vessel that was obviously unsuitable?"
"Hi Have I caught you at an awkward time?"; Canada; vote liberal; heating cost' taxes
"HiHave I caught you at an awkward time?"
"Omigosh!The ex premier charged with breach of trust and fraud. Surely. Things can't get any worse.". Clark's legal bill
"We've detected high amounts of arrogance, intensitivity and elitism in your system. But if you mask it with a few injections of unctuous charm, you might get away with one more race"; team liberal
"Omigosh! The ex premier charged with breach of trust and fraud. Surely, things can't get any worse."
The liberal mini budget has slowed Canada's brain drain. Before the mini budget: Travel. "A plane ticket to New York please!"; After: Travel. "A bus ticket to New York please!"
"We've detected high amounts of arrogance, insensitivity and elitism in your system. But if you mask it with a few injections of unctuous charm, you might get away with one more race..."