Raeside, Adrian

"No, you're not crazy, the provincial government has been treating you like dirt."
"...Big smile for Jesse Helms."
News item: British Columbians are spending more on booze than in any other province "Gee... I wonder why?"
"There are way more unemployed forest workers than you anticipated! What is the B.C. government going to do about it?" The largest untouched stand of unemployed loggers on the West Coast!
"Finally! After days of frozen isolation, my first contact with the outside world!" "Your hydro bill."
Jumpstart literacy:
"Your realise that through cloning you could theoretically live forever!..I hope this technology doesn't fall into the wrong hands." "Heeyyy...Lookit this..."
Mediator, Fletcher Challenge, PPWC on strike.
"It's terrible out here! Over 5 cm of snow! Streets in chaos! Golf games cancelled! Banana trees frozen! The horror of it all!" "It's your brother in Victoria."
Q: What mass storage system can contain millions of bits of information, will never crash, costs a fraction of today's P.C.'s, accessable by every kid and can't be controlled by Bill Gates?
A sneak preview of some of the ideas sent in for the 'what to do with a used ferry' contest: Glug! Load the NDP and Liberals aboard, then sink her. A do-it-yourself ferry for Gulf Islanders. "Leggo [...]
When a govt. will declare a state of emergency: Trees down: "Tch." Roads impassable: "No need to panic." Massive power cuts: "Steady, lads." Slot machines frozen: "Call in the army!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get a life.
"Under the new immigration rules I'll need to see your Visa....or MasterCard, Amex, Discover..."
"...And it'll be great for rescuing downed Sea King crews."
"I found out where there is a large gathering of B.C. business people. I suggest you go there to assure them B.C. is still a good place to invest in." "Good evening..."
Dear Hep. C Victims, having a fabulous time here in sunny Italy. But the prices are outrageous! Last nights dinner tab for the whole gang would have paid your rent and medication for a whole year! Ciao - the Liberals.
"For the past six months, I've been sexually harassed." "My God!! I can't believe what I'm hearing! What happened to military discipline?" "What you meant private, was for the past six months, I've been sexually harassed...Sir!"
"Fletcher Challenge couldn't break us! We still have our resolve, our dignity, ourselves and our budgie Bertie. By the way...Where is Bertie?"
"You want floormats? No problem, that's an extra $100,000."
The components for the international space station: the completed space station: