Raeside, Adrian

"Mom? Dad? I'm thinking of dropping out of school."
Survivor II: "The last civilian left alive gets one million dollars in U.N. Aid."
Survivor II: UN Guide, "The last civilian left alive gets one million dollars in U.N. Aid."
"Him? Oh. I just keep him around for spare parts." Cloned pig's organs can be used in transplants
Russian military, "Why did we wait so long before asking for outside help to reach the downed submarine? We were too busy coming up with excuses."
"Why did we wait so long before asking for outside help to reach the downed submarine? We were too busy coming up with excuses."
Edna's Pies, Sold out "The prime minister is in town today."
"Him? Oh, I just keep him around for spare parts." Cloned pig's organs can be used in transplants
Edna's Pies "The prime minister is in town today."
Canadian forces truck caught smuggling pot into U.S. "That's incredible! That they were smuggling marijuana?" "That the truck didn't break down before it reached the border."
Canadian forces truck caught smuggling pot into U.S. "That's incredible!" "That they were smuggling marijuana?" "That the truck didn't break down before it reached the border."
Why B.C. ferries is removing video games that feature guns: "O.K. Tell me what that yellow goo is in the sunshine breakfast!" Alien blaster!
"Why B.C. Ferries is removing video games that feature guns: "O.K. Tell me what that yellow goo is in the sunshine breakfast!"
Carousel 02, "Aww heck! Air Canada lost my bag again!" "Don't worry sir, our CEO Robert Milton has promised everything will be fixed in 180 days!" 180 days later: "He was richt! My bag has turned up."
"Aww heck! Air Canada lost my bag again!" "Don't worry sir, our CEO Robert Milton has promised everything will be fixed in 180 days!" 180 days later: "He was right! My bag has turned up."
"Sorry, can't help you. The surgeons have all withdrawn their services." "But he's swallowed the contents of his piggybank!"
"First it was the noise and damage, then the exhaust emissions and now this." Firestone recalls SUV tires, fall apart at speed - govt
"First it was the noise and damage, then the exhaust emissions and now this." Firestone recalls SUV tires fall apart at speed - govt
"Sorry, can't help you. The surgeons have all withdrawn their services." "But he's swallowed the contents of his piggybank!"
"O.K. Your new membership comes with free roadside assistance, free towing and a list of authorized service centers. What type of vehicle do you have?" "Sea King."
"You need an ambulance sent to 100 Elm street?...It's on its way ma'am." "Great! On the way here, can they stop by the liquor store and pick up a bottle of gin, then swing by the supermarkt" B.C. Paramedics not charging for ambulance trips.
"You need an ambulance sent to 100 Elm Street? It's on its way ma'am." "Great! On the way here, can they stop by the liquor store and pick up a bottle of gin, then swing by the supermarket" B.C. Paramedics not charging for ambulance trips.
Microsoft's Paul Allen finances a search for intelligent life in the universe: "Mister Allen! We've discovered intelligent life out there in the universe!" "Great! How intelligent are they?" "Very, they're using Macs."
Pamela Wallin hosts who wants to be a millionaire, "Hey, did you hear about how you can be a millionaire?" Interior doctors, "working on itHello health ministry?"
"Hey, did you hear about how you can be a millionaire?" "working on itHello health ministry?"