Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"How d' ye spell 'Terminated?'" "Dunno....ask grace!..."

"I can't find nothing but praise for the high standard of journalism Monday Magazine has shown for the past 10 years...The talent...the dedication ...the perfection in their anniversary [...]

"Oh, my, I can see you getting into troubles...I see tainted fish...a minister resigns, a bank goes kaboom! I can see an angry house. I can see another big shot resign...Does the name masse ring a [...]

"Of all the rotten luck...next thing you know they may go back to mandatory vehicle inspections..."

"Hey, Mister...wan'na buy a dream?"

"I said ...nobody in his right mind would have used a bumpersticker that say, 'If you don't like Bennett,...honk!!"

"I see the EXPO labor hassle in a total different light...."

"...I found it unbelievable how cleverly the Chinese manipulate their chopsticks....." "Oh yeah?..Put some food on my plate and I'll give you a demonstration with an ordinairy fork and spoon that'll make your head spin..."

"He said 'Bennett is sorry pass it on'...."

"...it's non union job. I take it..."

"Haven't you read the budget speech?"

Strike labor unrest

"...Mind slipping on a new one?...Protocol demands it..."

"Forget it, son...It's all in your mind.."

"Psssst...Victoria....Killer whales?"

"I had it done by a doctor in South Africa and you should see the money I save on gas....."

Bennett's remark was unprovoked and uncalled for, No M.L.A. that I know of has cornflakes in the morning.

"Honest, officer, I didn't know his wallet was loaded..."

"The book is rather dull...nowhere does it venture into simultaneous ferry insurance and tax hikes..."

"It's going to be a difficult delivery"

"According to the doctors you're in good shape...and I'm going to measure how good it is...."

"..He says to take two Asprins and to call him back after the next election..."

"...and why not? Everything else is going up!"