Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"So much for daring a ferry captain to make you smoke outside!..."

"...Aboard!!!...Duncan, Ladysmith, Nanaimo, Parksville, Courtenay, and Oblivion!!"

"For the 6th time.. watch out for his left!..."

Socred convention

Regional Development Ministry

"How much will the new price be for a stamp?" "39 cents" "39?.. and what kind of service can I expect for my 39 cents?" "You get one stamp"

"...I don't believe this...Apartments and houses galore and at unbievable low rents...." "...Do you know the area code for area code for East Germany?"

"...It's a nice name...but I would have liked the name ' Wllem' better."

"It's back to privatization for you, girl..."

"I've come up with a faaantastic 10 year plan...It'll give an enormous boost to our economy..." "Beautiful news, Willy...do tell me all about it..." "I plan to get a pay raise in '88..I plan to get one in 89...I plan to get one in '90...I plan...."

"I've come up with a faaantastic 10 year plan...It'll give an enormous boost to our economy..." "Wonderful news, Willy, tell me about your plan" "I plan to get a pay raise in '88..I plan to get one [...]

"...Dear lord..Vander Zalm sent me to beg for your forgiveness for the way I have squandered my welfare money on milk... some food and..yes..diapers..."

"Her name is Victoria and your mission is 'decentralize' her!...."

"Lemme see now...Human body...Human engineering...Human fossils...Human relations...Ah! There is ....Human resources..."

"Mel says 'you can do it'"

"Hi! I'm a new man"

"Notice the new fresh breeze?"

"Gimme an 'E'! Gimme an 'X'! Gimme a 'P' and an 'O'!" "Gimme a job!"

"Rejoice!! For a whole new industry is born....!"

"I don't want any silly war toys....just get me a globe and a big hammer..."

"He was decking the halls with boughs of holly..."

"Got any spare change, lady? I want to buy Bennett a Christmas present..."

"I don't care that you're aleady laid off....You're fired!!!"

"...Accroding to my calculations,... the water level has dropped some what..."