Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"I want ...a Barbie doll..a skateboard, a mintendo..and your hand off my butt"

"All right!! Overthere! I got 20 million..Do I hear 20 trillion?..."

"Nothing to write home about yet mind you...but it seems to have slinked a notch or two..."

"..Is there anything you'd like for your computer which most probably will cost a boundle and will no doubt..be obsolete again in a few months from now..."

"..Canada is the best friend we ever had, Jean...which doesn't alter the fact, we can sit on your face anytime we want to..."

"...Apart from your murderous action on Tianmen Square...your ruthless annexation of Tibet your despicable record on human rights plus many more shameless action...you're not such a bad kid..." "You capitalistic flatterer you..."

"..Quit bitching,boy!...There..go restock.."

"--You are going to believe all the clap trap I 'll throwing at you in the coming weeks..."

"..No reason to panic! Dive down to the bridge and signal the engine room 'Full speed ahead to a fresh start'!"

" Whoopee!..No more problems...We vote for Chretien...wait till he's in and then we select a job for the many employment opportunities he promised.."

"then Mr. Martin waved his magic wand and ...Poof!!!..the budget was balanced again..."

"Step on my toes and I 'll shove that silly weed down your throat.."

"..Excuses!..excuses...Helmets have to be worn!!"

" With election year around corner, reminder me to slap a new batch of promises together..."

"I trust you good people have noticed that my magic wand is much bigger than Mr. Clarks'.."

" ..There's another thing you don't seem to be very good at..."

"It's scary,Liz...The deeper I bury him..the faster he pops back up again.."

"Flap your arms,Liz!...flap your arms"

" AW, C'mon guys, someone has to run for leadership"

"Help,help.....Help".Excellent speech writer I'd say..." "Crisp and to the point what...."

"..Open up...I had to bake it and you damn well will eat it.."

"Remember the time, a small tin up was sufficient?"