Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"What a wonderful day I had...First I went to the landlord and told him to stuff it....then off ot B.C.Hydro..I told them to stuff it...next the taxation office and told them to stuff it. After that [...]
"...A tunnel to the island...Now there is an idea!!"
"Hello...Child abuse?"
"I'd rather be working"
"Hah!....Hah! could you direct me to bank. Just laugh two blocks down this street.
"We've got a supersmille for you"
"...d'you think they really is a Green Peace?"
"...I can appreciate you eagerness to find a lumber market here....but hemlock chopsticks???"
"'cest levi !"
"..How many pounds of labour would you like...and where would you like it delivered?..."
"...Harry doesn't mind to drive you home, provided you don't mind to wait until after the next election..."
"..When I get that raise, I really don't want..I'm gonna buy another car I really don't need.."
"For your sake, I hope you people have a good lawyer..."
"OK,OK...Will you come down if I promise to throw out the rest of my Viagra pills?.."
"..You're from Northern B.C??..Ok! Take two aspirins and the first bus to Alberta in the morning..."
"..I cann't go to school...My gun is in the repair shop.."
"Lillian!! Get your headbands..We're going to do the circuit again!!"
"Relax..B.C...The oeration was a success and after some rest.the rascal will be back on the bring again.
"..I'll fight for my flag till my last breath or my name isn't ...Er..ER..ER..." "Hang on, Mr. Manning...It's on the tip of my tongue.."
"Give it up,Son..Mr.Rock cann't hear you..."
"And?....Are you happy with your new mountain bike?..."
"Oh! What the heck...Presidents will be presidents...."
"The plan is simple ...I chopped off our branch... I stick it the ground..and grow our own tree.."
"Why did Clinton insist to testify in his office?.." "It saved time from having to put pants on.."
"...World water shortage is a lot of bull. It just happens to be all in Manitoba..."