Bierman, Bob, 1921-2008

"I've been out of work so long. I don't even remember what a strike ballot looks like......"
"...If I don't like them...then why the heck do I keep making them?..."
"Have you got anything for a man who's fed up with everything?..."
"May I once more humbly remind you that the whole Revolutionary Council frowns upon his possible death from natural causes..."
"Regardless of the fact, she is safe and seaworthy, and regardless of the fact, she is a popular tourist attraction. And regardless of the fact that she's fast and very reliable...I have decided to [...]
"...Do convey my sincere apologies to your tooth fairy...."
"In my profession it's not the mileage ...but the performance that counts...."
"I've got what you want......I've got what you need......I've got what you deserve." "..But has he got what it takes?"
"...Your heart is A-okay...except, it's stone cold!..."
"...Honest,...it's the C.I.A. that made me do it!...."
"Japan said to say 'hello'.."
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"Our foreign policies are in a mess, Haig.....here we are..almost three months in office and still no major confrontation"
"I'm afraid, you have to go to a kennel, 'cause I'm getting out of mine for a few weeks...."
"Let's ask him to put a stop to the butchery in Ireland...."
".. Believe me sir, the whole gang is working feverishly to get you a better spoon...."
"Allright B.C. Labor... JUMP!"
".. the tonic to get you back on your feet again....... The bill to get me back on mine....."
"The patient is dead, Doc.... Fortunately not too seriously..."
"Things are looking up...we're not sinking anymore"
"... To-day is not your best day..... Billy, my friend.... Half way through the day and you haven't cancelled a government service for the last two hours........"
"Listen, Jimmy,.this is off the record,.but how about a release of the hostages in exchange for political asylum for myself and about 50 buddies of mine?....."
[Grace McCarthy pulls the the wings off of flies at BC's Ministry of Human Resources]
"...Tell you what,...try on your new school cloths FIRST and THEN you may phone "child abuse"..."
"... will it work?.... it worked for my dad for twenty years...."