Krieger, Bob

"... New Anaheim logo?" "Naaaa ... Ottawa Senators"

The G7 ... Germany Japan The United States Great Britain France Barry Bonds Canada

"Yes ... it is wonderful what the UN troops are doing in Somalia. So ... how do we get to Somalia?"

WOMEN'S SHELTERS HELP US BUY MORE WHITE RIBBONS!

[Portrait of Don Mazanowski]

" ... but imagine the hype for next year's Grey Cup between the Sacramento Argonauts and the San Antonio Eskimos"

"... Just a polish and a new pair of shoe laces?" Tom Perry's dentist

Fall: CANADA DOLLAR NDP NPD

"Coffee? Tea? Spare change?"

BUSINESS Bill 84

"I have seen the enemy and they is us!"

Holocaust a hoax! Women ask to be raped! Free David Irving!

"... but how will a NO vote affect the Blue Jays?!!"

"A year? My God! It's only been a year?!!"

"Come clean Bill Clinton!!"

"Vote No and risk economic collapse!!" "... or vote Yes and risk economic status quo ..."

[Brian Mulroney depicted tearing a large two-dollar bill in half]

"... some's industrial... lots of it is car exhaust but most of it is the NDP's AirCare policy..."

[BC Premier Mike Harcourt wearing "kick me" signs]

[Criminals in a police line-up]

Winners, if Canadian unity was an Olympic event:

So ... after 125 long years of seemingly endless wrangling over the question of Canada ... "... Liberals need more time ..."

Don Getty was here. No ... really.